Friday, July 25, 2008

Lil Pimpin Starter Kit

Lesson one: Slappin a bitch.

You rookie fucks might think you just slap a bitch and get your money right. Shit. Its been said before and it will be said again “Pimpin ain’t easy”. So Becky or whatever this bitch name is talking shit. You just trying to play Madden and do you, but she yappin in your ear about whatever the fuck bitches yap about. That’s how futuristic my pimpin is, I can’t even make reference to anything cause I don’t listen to them hoes. But yeah, slap a bitch...daily.



So in WW2, there were two bombs dropped on Japan. An atomic bomb is some serious shit why the fuck did we need to drop two? I’ll tell you. So they would know that the first one was not an accident. Pimpin is some serious shit too.

So you just slapped Jennifer or Katie one time across the face for bugging you about getting a job or whatever. Good job you are on your way, but this is where the most mistakes are made. You got to follow that shit up with some Nagasaki shit. You slap the bitch once she gonna come with that “how dare you” shit. You follow that up with another well timed slap. Not too quick or the bitch won’t be able to separate the two, and not too slow so she can recover. She’ll act right. You got to let her know it ain’t a mistake. No back tracking just straight forward pimpin.

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