Early Inspirations

When I was about fourteen in the early nineties, I was listening to regulate, you were listening to Coolio bitch. I was all about the jack off (some things never change). We didn’t have the internet back then so we had to do with what we had.

My top three make it happen beat-off visual aids were:

Chun Li:

Straight out of the Street Fighter 2 instruction book. She has them thick ass tasty legs and that little China girl dress on. I would put the game on and have two Chun Li’s fighting each other (I always thought the one in the blue was hotter so she would get most of my attention) and I would post up with the instruction book and do it do it. That was back in the old days when I could walk into a room and rub one out in thirty seconds and walk out like nothing happened. Now I got real porn and I got to work on that fucker (my dick) for thirty minutes to get it to spit out that baby gravy, and it don’t spit as far as it used to either but I guess that another blog.

Peggy Bundy:


Fuck that ol skinny ass Applegate. Peggy had the jiggle. Titties motherfucker in my face. Put em in my face!!!! I want to feel the warm in between them titties. Maybe a little damp too, titties be sweating. I’ll cool off the nipples with my tongue. With my fourteen year old dick I did not understand why Al wasn’t about fucking. But my 29 year old dick understands. Ain’t nothing more uncool than having sex with your wife or long term girlfriend. But that ain’t the point, you know how Jay-Z be saying “get the dirt off your shoulder”, fuck that “put them tits on my shoulder”.

Puerto Rican chicks at school with that tight Puerto Rican shit on:



So Victor Valesquez (or feel free to fill in the Rican name of your choice) goes to work at wherever the fuck he works at working x amount of hours for x amount of money. Some of this money is going to buy school clothes for his fourteen year old daughter Maritza. Maritza is a Ho (yeah capital H bitch), and she is fucking everyone but me. All I get is to appreciate them tight ass Ho clothes daddy bought her and take snapshots of that shit with my mind, so I can rush home after school and choke that motherfucker out. So I would like to thank all them Victor Vasquez, Benny Blanco motherfuckers for working them hours so I would have something proper to beat off to. If you reading this and you are supplying a young Rican female with clothes, thanks. I’ll be the guy jacking off.