Well Laid Plans

Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche, Rose. That's the order I would fuck the golden girls in. If you were wondering.



Dorothy is the leader. She is like Lion-0 to the rest of these ThunderCougars. I get in there and blow her back out real quick then the rest of them will be sweet little pussy cats for me to have eating out of my hand.

Sofia got some years on her. She done had some 1930's dick in her. Depression dick. I am sure she supported the troops with that pussy in the 40's too. D-day dick. I'll get up in the guts and cause some flashbacks, she'll be yelling "I like Ike" while I am hittin that.

Blanche knows some tricks. I'll be writing a blog on the shit she pulled out of the hat on me. I would just show up with my dick and let her plan the picnic.

A Rose by any other name is still a dumb bitch. I like that shit though, it don't matter if they are 17 or 65, bitches be playing games. I can hear her now, "Oh I don't know if I can do that." Yes you can bitch let me show you. I'll have to play the game with her until I get it in, but then I am going to pin that ass to the bed and do some hardcore pound fucking.

Best Little Cocksucker in Texas

“Man that bitch can suck a dick!"


“Shit That Bitch be controlling it, two hands, no hands, she knows where your dick is going before it gets there.”


“Ho sucked my dick one time, I woke up the day before. When the time came I went and got my dick sucked again, I have been stuck in that loop for centuries.”


"Great Scott!!"


“That Bitch sucked my dick, I forgot how to walk. Had to relearn that shit like a baby, that’s embarrassing a grown ass man taking two steps then falling down from exhaustion, it was worth it though.”


“That Bitch sucked my dick one time and took my manhood. I couldn’t look a nigga in the eye for weeks. Walking in the store talkin bout ‘yes sir’ ‘thank you sir’ to mother fuckin Habib and them. Man fuck Habib.”